Table of Contents
Acknowledgements vii
Prologue 1
1 The Entertainer 7
2 A Normal Childhood 19
3 'You Can't Sing, You'll Have to Mime' 30
4 'You've Got the Part' 45
5 'Oh My God? I'm Not Doing That?' 56
6 Almost- Maria 68
7 Falling At the Last Hurdle 78
8 'Kimberley's Going Home Tonight' 89
9 Every Young Girl's Dream 96
10 A Bunch of English Knackers 106
11 Drama Attached 116
12 Turning into Tigers 135
13 New Man, New Manager 145
14 I Can't Feel My Legs 159
15 Is There Anyone There? 168
16 Walk This Way 173
17 Hardly Pete Doherty 182
18 Calling the Shots 189
19 'Oh! You Can Sing, Can't You?' 194
20 'That Night' 203
21 It's About Time 215
22 You're a Liar, Ronan! 222
23 Hanging on for Dear Life 245
24 Taking a Break 253
25 On My Own 259
26 Eight Shows a Week 269
27 Something Old, Something New 280
28 Strictly Knackered 289
29 Good People Get Nervous 305
30 Ten 312
31 The End and the Beginning 323
32 What Happens in Vegas… 329
Index 335