A Taste Of My Thoughts Old People Farts

by Steve Lake

Overview

If you live you have been the victim of an old persons F bomb. It will be the politest insult you will ever know. They tell you to take a moment and take a deep breath and calm down but i am telling you to hold your breath and run. Making an old person upset just brings on the self defense mode of more gas so just forgive and try to forget.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940154498682
Publisher:	Steve Lake
Publication date:	08/08/2017
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	98 KB

About the Author

Today i am a clown of words. Life is too serious so in my writing of poetry and other works i like injecting it with a pinch of humor. I color outside the box and cross the line that others try to restrict me to. If i can bring on one laugh or a smile I have done my job! I try to write modern day poetry with the understanding of today with simplistic terms and words. My poetry is like a short story set to verse. Let me transport you back into a Déjà vu of memories good and bad alike. So upon my fathers passing i avowed to write 1000 poems before i draw my last breath. To share with others my thoughts though sometimes twisted and skewed. Most importantly a since of freedom to be now what I should have been then, a clown of words. The only reward I seek through my writings is to create a smile upon your face and to wash away your cloudy days. So please join me on my journey of a promise made to him and myself to be more without restrictions placed upon us by society. Feel free to be positive about my writings and if you feel the need to be negative do what i do when i take a poop, flush the unwanted paper down the drain.