A Shot in the Dark
Robin Hood - an archer with urges. Maid Marion and Mildred - two maids on a mission. Dionysus - a god with a stiffy and a horny following. The Sheriff of Nottingham - an evil bastard with a certain something. King John and the Norman barons - determined to Kick 'em Out!
Jenny, Samantha and I struggle to bring sanity to Norman Britain. A task that turns out to carry a high personal risk.
* * *
“Mildred says he’s exceptionally well endowed, Mistress!”
“He’s what?”
“She says you could use it to club baby seals. She thinks he probably does!”
“Club baby seals?”
“Yes, Mistress, like a horse she reckons.”
“Like a horse?”
“A big horse, Mistress!”
“A big horse that can club baby seals?”
“Yes, Mistress, the baby seals wouldn’t stand a chance apparently.”
“Not a chance?”
“Near split her in half, she says.”
“But he’s an evil bastard!”
“Yes, Mistress, but an evil bastard with a dick that would give your average brood mare the willies!”
A Shot in the Dark
Robin Hood - an archer with urges. Maid Marion and Mildred - two maids on a mission. Dionysus - a god with a stiffy and a horny following. The Sheriff of Nottingham - an evil bastard with a certain something. King John and the Norman barons - determined to Kick 'em Out!
Jenny, Samantha and I struggle to bring sanity to Norman Britain. A task that turns out to carry a high personal risk.
* * *
“Mildred says he’s exceptionally well endowed, Mistress!”
“He’s what?”
“She says you could use it to club baby seals. She thinks he probably does!”
“Club baby seals?”
“Yes, Mistress, like a horse she reckons.”
“Like a horse?”
“A big horse, Mistress!”
“A big horse that can club baby seals?”
“Yes, Mistress, the baby seals wouldn’t stand a chance apparently.”
“Not a chance?”
“Near split her in half, she says.”
“But he’s an evil bastard!”
“Yes, Mistress, but an evil bastard with a dick that would give your average brood mare the willies!”
A Shot in the Dark
A Shot in the Dark
Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940155783039 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Seymour Stevens |
| Publication date: | 08/19/2018 |
| Sold by: | Smashwords |
| Format: | eBook |
| Sales rank: | 277,121 |
| File size: | 499 KB |
| Age Range: | 18 Years |