A Girl Walks Into a Bar: Your Fantasy, Your Rules

by Helena S. Paige

Overview

How will your night out end?

You make the rules.

You're at one of the hottest bars in town, all dressed up for a fabulous girls' night out with your best friend, when she cancels. What do you do now?

In this novel, YOU make the decisions.

Will you do body shots with a rock star? Cozy up to the hot bartender? Follow a mysterious woman to a rather unusual exhibition? Investigate a suave millionaire's box of tricks? Take a joyride with a buff bodyguard? Or maybe what you want is closer to home than you realize. . . .

So many options. . . . All you have to do is choose.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780062291974
Publisher:	HarperCollins
Publication date:	02/04/2014
Series:	Your Fantasy, Your Rules , #1
Pages:	272
Product dimensions:	5.31(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.61(d)

About the Author

Helena S. Paige is the pseudonym of authors Helen Moffett, Sarah Lotz, and Paige Nick. Helen Moffett wears many hats: freelance writer, editor, researcher, academic, poet, and flamenco fan. Sarah Lotz is a screenwriter and novelist with a fondness for fake names. She writes urban horror novels as S. L. Grey and coauthors a pulp fiction zombie series under the name Lily Herne with her daughter. Paige Nick is an author and award-winning advertising copywriter and writes a weekly humorous dating column for the Sunday Times (Johannesburg).

Editorial Reviews

12/09/2013
This erotic interactive novel—the first in a series from Paige, the pseudonym of Helen Moffett, Sarah Lotz, and Paige Nick—allows the reader to decide the course of an eventful, fantasy-filled night. The very first branching point focuses on the selection of underwear, but despite the illusion of choice, every road leads to the same destination: a purple G-string. Further encounters with various fantasy objects are likewise constrained or undermined. The rock star episode turns sad and sleazy if pushed too far, the millionaire’s desires prove too kinky (if the reader offers to accommodate him, the book asks, “Are you out of your mind?”), and the sole Sapphic seduction, while sensuous, is quickly followed by an affirmation of the protagonist’s heterosexuality. While every encounter is sexually satisfying, the less daring episodes are the ones that provide emotional fulfillment, though the protagonist always goes home alone. Some choices range from slapstick to mood-killing, but the erotic moments sizzle. Agent: Oli Munson, A.M. Heath Literary Agents. (Feb.)

Publishers Weekly

This book is a great choice…great for someone just delving into the genre; recommended for general erotica collections.” — Library Journal

“…every encounter is sexually satisfying…the erotic moments sizzle” — Publishers Weekly

“…for those who like to place themselves as the main character, this book will be right up your alley.” — Romantic Times Book Review

From the Publisher

…for those who like to place themselves as the main character, this book will be right up your alley.

Romantic Times Book Review