Table of Contents
Prologue Come on, Man, Don't Arrest Me 1
Chapter 1 I'm from Ayr, Scotland 17
Chapter 2 Stop Running Around in Your Underpants 25
Chapter 3 This Kid's the One 38
Chapter 4 Vince McMahon Will Cover It 47
Chapter 5 A Posse of Bad Guys 56
Chapter 6 Take a Walk with Me, Kid 63
Chapter 7 No, Drew, That's Not Normal 71
Chapter 8 You've Got to Be Tough to Wear a Skirt 80
Chapter 9 Riddles from the Deadman 84
Chapter 10 I Like to Say Wrestling Is Modern Shakespeare 93
Chapter 11 You're Only Twenty-Three? What the Hell! 103
Chapter 12 Killing Off Runway Man 109
Chapter 13 He Reminds Me a Lot of Me 114
Chapter 14 This Is Step One, Believe Me 120
Chapter 15 Snakes in the Grass 126
Chapter 16 From the Chosen One, to One That Doesn't Get on TV Anymore 132
Chapter 17 The Best of Times, the Worst of Times 139
Chapter 18 Too Much Rock 'n' Roll 145
Chapter 19 Enter Kaitlyn 153
Chapter 20 Drew, Bad News, I'm Afraid 158
Chapter 21 I'll Sleep When I'm Dead 172
Chapter 22 A Life-Changing Ultimatum 185
Chapter 23 From MRIs to Marriage 189
Chapter 24 Will You Just Take a Call from Triple H? 197
Chapter 25 You Kayfabed Me, You Bastard! 202
Chapter 26 Starting Ad Over Again 208
Chapter 27 Introducing … the Claymore Cats 218
Chapter 28 More Killer, Less Filler 224
Chapter 29 Friendship Pays Dividends 232
Chapter 30 You Have a Great Personality. Show It Off More! 238
Chapter 31 Here We Go, Star Is Born, Motherfucker 243
Chapter 32 What Would Mum Say? "I Knew You Would Do It!" 255
Drew's Glossary of Terms 263
Acknowledgments 269
