A peek into the history of These United States of America finds a yorn focus on Rogelle Climberson, Jr., the self-important heir to the empiric Climberson Climbing Company.
The year is 1789, and Rogelle has become enchanted with the beautiful Harmony Milloy, a f–king hot peasant girl who works bagging leaves in the neighboring estate’s corn fields. In order to gain an audience with her, Rogelle feigns to have acquired a deadliest of diseases, the most fatal Penchant Fleu. P’tay!
As Rogelle’s web of lies grows and Harmony reveals her own mysteries, Master Climberson gets confused, and learns lessons, and the well gets poisoned, and he falls in love, and etc.
A Ballad of Rogelle Climberson is a 13,000 word colonial romance novella. lol
