687 One-Liner Jokes

687 One-Liner Jokes

by Wolfgang Riebe
687 One-Liner Jokes

687 One-Liner Jokes

by Wolfgang Riebe

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Overview

If it’s laughter you want, then this is the book for you. Short one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics and ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you're a professional speaker, or entertainer; you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners.

SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION

40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera!

Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I have a fear of German sausages! Yes, I fear the wurst!

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

My recliner and I - we go way back.

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of!

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

I have a contact lens problem. I have no contact lens solution!

You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!


Product Details

BN ID: 2940153891354
Publisher: Wolfgang Riebe
Publication date: 12/01/2016
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: eBook
File size: 10 MB

About the Author

Wolfgang began his career as a magician on British television on BBC & ITV, later traveling around the world as a headline act on cruise liners before tackling expeditions throughout the Arctic & Antarctic where he performed world-class illusions to thousands of international passengers.

In later years he relocated to Cape Town from where he focused on the EMEA market combining strategically planned illusions with speaking in order to reinforce corporate messaging throughout Africa, Europe and the Middle East. He completed a thesis in Complexity Thinking and its affect on Innovation amongst leadership in multi-national organisations at the York St John university in the UK.

In 2012 the National Speakers Association (NSA) awarded Wolfgang the CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) designation, which is the highest award given to any professional speaker in the speaking world. This designation is currently only held by less than 800 professional speakers globally.

His passion is to share life truths and connect people through logical thinking and fun, as can be validated through his You Tube channel (inspiringtheworld) with over 1000 videos. In 2015 he appeared as a TEDx speaker and is currently based in Geneva, Switzerland where he focuses on the English Speaking meetings & events market and has performed in over 165 countries during the last 30 years.

From symposiums, conferences, strategic planning sessions, cruise liners, television to expeditions, his vast variety of incredible life experiences make him the perfect host as your Keynote Speaker, Master of Ceremonies and Celebrity Comedy Entertainer, turning your whole event into an unforgettable sophisticated experience where creates Memorable Magical Moments for everyone.

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