Table of Contents
A Word from the Author xiii
How to Use This Book xv
The Fundamental Rule 1
Around the Home 5
General House Rules 7
The Bathroom 10
The Kitchen 14
Health & Lifestyle 17
A Word about Wellness 19
Inspiration and Advice 21
Smoking 23
Exercise Gear 24
Working Out 26
Aging Gracefully 28
At the Office 33
A Word about Open Offices 35
General Office Rules 37
Food in the Office 43
Language 47
General Language Rules 49
A Word about the Generation Gap 55
Kids Today 58
Conversation 60
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles 65
A Word about Air Travel 67
Flying 68
Special Sealed Section-Scooching 75
On the Road 78
Public Transportation 82
Food 85
General Food Rules 87
Eating 91
Dining Out 95
Cafes and Restaurants 97
Special Sealed Section-Fruit 103
Relationships & Dating 109
A Word about Mixed Messages 111
First Date Don'ts 115
Couples 118
Friends of Couples 123
Online Dating Rules-for Men 124
Online Dating Rules-for Women 127
Sex 128
Parenting 131
A Word about the Parenting Expert 133
General Parenting Rules 134
Pregnancy 140
Special Sealed Section-For Moms 143
Children's Parties 147
Pets 149
Fashion 153
A Word about Fashion 155
General Fashion Rules 157
Fashion for the Over-Forties 160
Denim and Leather 162
Special Sealed Section-Tattoos 163
Piercings and Other Holes 167
Sunglasses 168
Makeup 169
Models 172
At the Movies 173
A Word about the Cinema 175
For Moviegoers 177
Special Sealed Section-Popcorn 181
For Moviemakers 188
At the Shops 193
A Word about Sunday Trading 195
Shop Assistants 197
Attention, Supermarket Shoppers 200
Big Supermarkets 201
Special Sealed Section-Fitting Rooms 203
Technology 207
A Word about Our Own Importance 209
Cell Phones 210
Email 214
Social Media 215
Blogging 219
Instructional YouTube Videos 222
Internet Commenting 224
Sports 229
A Word about Sports 231
For Sports Fans 233
For Non-Enthusiasts 235
Special Rules for Male Athletes 237
Parties & Celebrations 239
A Word about Parties 241
Invitations and Attendance 242
Birthdays 244
Dinner Parties 245
Weddings 250
Special Sealed Section-Wedding Speeches 255
Halloween 259
Xmas, New Year's Eve, and Other Special Days 261
Holidays & Travel 263
Australians Overseas 265
A Word about Bunking in 267
Houseguests 270
Visitors to Our Shores 272
Art & Entertainment 273
A Word about "Culture" 275
Museums and Art Galleries 277
The Zoo 281
The Theater 284
Books 285
Special Removable Section-Reality Television 287
The Final Rule 293
Acknowledgments 301