400 Things Cops Know: Street-Smart Lessons from a Veteran Patrolman

400 Things Cops Know: Street-Smart Lessons from a Veteran Patrolman

by Adam Plantinga
400 Things Cops Know: Street-Smart Lessons from a Veteran Patrolman

400 Things Cops Know: Street-Smart Lessons from a Veteran Patrolman

by Adam Plantinga

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Overview

How does it feel to be in a high-speed car chase? What is it like to shoot someone? What do cops really think about the citizens they serve? Nearly everyone has wondered what it’s like to be a police officer, but no civilian really understands what happens on the job. “400 Things Cops Know” shows police work on the inside, from the viewpoint of the regular cop on the beat—a profession that can range from rewarding to bizarre to terrifying, all within the course of an eight-hour shift. Written by veteran police sergeant Adam Plantinga, “400 Things Cops Know” brings the reader into life the way cops experience it—a life of danger, frustration, occasional triumph, and plenty of grindingly hard routine work. In a laconic, no-nonsense, dryly humorous style, Plantinga tells what he’s learned from 13 years as a patrolman, from the everyday to the exotic—how to know at a glance when a suspect is carrying a weapon or is going to attack, how to kick a door down, how to drive in a car chase without recklessly endangering the public, why you should always carry cigarettes, even if you don’t smoke (offering a smoke is the best way to lure a suicide to safety), and what to do if you find a severed limb (don’t put it on ice—you need to keep it dry.) “400 Things Cops Know” deglamorizes police work, showing the gritty, stressful, sometimes disgusting reality of life on patrol, from the possibility of infection—criminals don’t always practice good hygiene—to the physical, psychological, and emotional toll of police work. Plantinga shows what cops experience of death, the legal system, violence, prostitution, drug use, the social causes and consequences of crime, alcoholism, and more. Sometimes heartbreaking and often hilarious, “400 Things Cops Know” is an eye-opening revelation of what life on the beat is really all about.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781610352475
Publisher: Quill Driver Books
Publication date: 10/01/2014
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 194
Sales rank: 335,354
File size: 485 KB

About the Author

Adam Plantinga holds a B.A. in English with a second major in Criminology/Law Studies from Marquette University, where he graduated Phi Beta Kappa and magna cum laude in 1995. Plantinga’s short story “Untitled” was included in the anthology 25 and Under/Fiction and Washington Post book critic George Garrett called it his candidate for the best story in the book. He has written thirteen nonfiction articles on various aspects of police work for the literary magazine The Cresset, published by the Valparaiso University Press. Plantinga was a City of Milwaukee Police Officer from 2001 to 2008, including time spent as a Field Training Officer. He is currently a sergeant with the San Francisco Police Department. He lives in the Bay Area with his wife and daughters.

Adam Plantinga holds a B.A. in English with a second major in Criminology/Law Studies from Marquette University, where he graduated Phi Beta Kappa and magna cum laude in 1995. Plantinga’s short story “Untitled” was included in the anthology 25 and Under/Fiction and Washington Post book critic George Garrett called it his candidate for the best story in the book. He has written thirteen nonfiction articles on various aspects of police work for the literary magazine The Cresset, published by the Valparaiso University Press. Plantinga was a City of Milwaukee Police Officer from 2001 to 2008, including time spent as a Field Training Officer. He is currently a sergeant with the San Francisco Police Department. He lives in the Bay Area with his wife and daughters.

Read an Excerpt

Chapter 1: 27 Things Cops Know About Shots Fired 1. Some handguns, especially the higher quality models, will fire underwater. The range will be greatly diminished but they’ll still be deadly up close. You keep this in mind in case you ever find yourself in a swimming pool or creek engaging an armed suspect. Your gun may work just fine in the drink. But then again, the suspect’s might too. 2. When you approach someone on the street to talk to them and they turn their right side away from you, it sets you on high alert. That’s because it’s human nature for suspects carrying concealed firearms to turn their gun side (which is more often than not their right side) away from the police. This is not normal behavior for law-abiding people, who tend to talk to you face to face. You also want to watch the style and manner of dress of the people you approach. Criminals carrying concealed weapons often wear baggy untucked shirts or have their coats partially unbuttoned in winter, so they can have ready access to their weapon. They also like to keep their gun hand tight against their body as they walk in order to secure it, and, because their gun shifts position as they move, they make a series of sometimes subtle and sometimes not-so-subtle pats, taps, and tugs to ensure the firearm is still in place. These are known as “gun retention movements” in police parlance, a phrase you want to include in the report when you make a firearm arrest. 3. If you’re trying to help a seriously injured gunshot victim and hear his ragged breathing, it probably isn’t breathing at all. It’s what’s known as agonal respirations, the hard rattle in the throat immediately preceding death. You still do what you can for them. You try to staunch the bleeding. You start CPR. But they’re already well on their way to the next world. Your life-saving efforts aren’t altogether futile, but only because it’s better to be doing something, like chest compressions, than just sitting there watching them die. 4. It will go against your natural instincts to fire your weapon through a solid surface in order to hit your target, but if it comes down to it, you can effectively shoot outgoing rounds from a seated position through your own squad car windshield with a minimum of glass spray. However, if you are fired upon through the same windshield, the glass blowback will cut your eyes and face and the trajectory of the incoming rounds won’t lose any of their accuracy. 5. Shootings, particularly those that are gang-related, set into motion a wearying circle of retaliatory violence. The reports of shots fired keep pouring in all over the district, everyone’s out, everyone’s settling scores and as a cop, all you can do is investigate each one to the best of your ability, scramble to keep up and pray for rain. You know that while some shooting victims are innocents caught in the crossfire, many are career criminals who get shot because of some drug or gang-related activity they indulged in. That’s why you pat them down for weapons, even if they’re on a stretcher moaning in pain. You might find the gun they returned fire with. Nobody’s your friend out there and today’s victim is often tomorrow’s suspect. 6. A handgun is the great equalizer in a fight. If you’re armed, you don’t need determination or training to prevail. You don’t need courage or physical strength or fortitude. All you need is a trigger finger and the ability to exert around eight pounds of pressure with it. That’s why the best cops are the ones who don’t get overly confident when taking on suspects of small stature, or guys who don’t look like much. If they have a gun, they can end you no matter what your mile-and-a-half time is or how much you can bench-press. 7. Shotguns are heavy, especially if you have nothing to brace them on. It’s enervating to hold them level at a target for an extended period of time. You want to lower the weapon mid-crisis and rest your leaden shoulders but then you’ll feel like a wimp and a bad guy might riddle you with bullets. You just hope the situation resolves itself before your arms drop the hell off your torso. 26. Pre-Columbine, the police response to an active shooter (i.e. a gunman who is in the process of killing people) was to hold the perimeter and wait for the Tactical squad to enter with their long guns and ballistic shields. Active street cops resented these regulations, because they wanted to get in there and do their job. There was no time to wait for Tactical. Columbine showed they were right. The longer you wait, the worse it gets, because the active shooter probably has no expectation of going home alive and he is in a person-rich environment. So now police departments have completely revamped their approach. Now as a patrol cop, you and whomever you can round up go in right away with the mission of locating, isolating, and engaging the shooter. This means listening for the sounds of gunshots. This means stepping over the dead and ignoring the wounded. Until the shooter is neutralized, nothing else matters. 27. Once in a while, even with the deep-rooted cynicism that comes with the job, you’ll get a casualty so raw that it gives you a moment of pause. Like a seven-year-old girl who is struck by stray gunfire while playing outside her house and who dies at the scene in front of her family. One minute she is skipping rope. The next, she’s gone. And you read the rest of the news headlines that day. The government is unveiling a new food pyramid, which recommends one more serving of vegetables and one fewer of grains, and the price of gas is up three cents and Paris Hilton has a new fragrance out. And it all seems so stupid and petty. And no, the whole world doesn’t come to a grinding halt just because a little girl is murdered on some corner in some city in America. But maybe, just for a little while, it should.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1: 27 Things Cops Know About Shots Fired Chapter 2: 18 Things Cops Know About Use of Force Chapter 3: 29 Things Cops Know About Tactics and Hazards Chapter 4: 19 Things Cops Know About Working with the Public Chapter 5: 17 Things Cops Know About Juveniles Chapter 6: 13 Things Cops Know About Seasonal Policing Chapter 7: 11 Things Cops Know About Courts and Legalities Chapter 8: 19 Things Cops Know About Chases Chapter 9: 28 Things Cops Know About Booze and Drugs Chapter 10: 31 Things Cops Know About Investigations Chapter 11: 18 Things Cops Know About Traffic Chapter 12: 14 Things Cops Know About Being Among the Dead Chapter 13: 16 Things Cops Know About Hookers and Johns Chapter 14: 12 Things Cops Know About Domestic Violence Chapter 15: 24 Things Cops Know About Their Co-workers Chapter 16: 21 Things Cops Know About Thugs and Liars Chapter 17: 14 Things Cops Know About Making The Arrest Chapter 18: 15 Things Cops Know About Policing The Neighborhood Chapter 19: 54 Things Cops Know About Being On The Job

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From the Publisher

Truly excellent, and much more than a list — this reads like a mix of hard-boiled autobiography and streetwise poetry. Certain to be one of my books of the year. —Lee Child, bestselling author of the Jack Reacher thrillers

If you are considering a career in policing, read this book. Read it before you start the academy, read it after the academy, read it all through FTO and probation. Read it as you go through your career. It's that accurate. This book might very well save your life. —Pete Thoshinsky, retired police lieutenant and author of "Blue in Black and White"

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AUDIENCE OVERVIEW:

Readers interested in police work: Police work is one of the few areas for adventure in modern life, and there is a vigorous market for nonfiction on police work, police procedure, and crimefighting. “400 Things Cops Know” has a unique appeal to this market, since it deals with everyday patrol officers that readers are most likely to come into contact with.

True crime and mystery readers: These are two of the best-selling book categories, and readers interested in crime will be interested in learning the details of regular, day-to-day police work from “400 Things Cops Know.”

Police officers: There are approximately 800,000 police officers in the United States, and like all professionals, police officers have a natural interest in books about their own field. “400 Things Cops Know” will appeal greatly to police, since the book takes a sympathetic and respectful look at the most disagreeable, dangerous, and challenging aspects of police work.

Mystery writers: An important secondary market for “400 Things Cops Know” are professional and aspiring writers of mystery fiction. This book provides detailed, true-life background information that is invaluable to mystery writers who want to add realism, color, and authenticity to scenes depicting police officers and criminals.

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