Table of Contents
Author's Note ix
0 Countdown 1
Part I Splat
1 Geothermal Sludge and a Good Advertising Agency (Iceland) 9
2 Home Is Where Your Stuff Is (England) 16
3 Egad! Cowboys and Croissants! (France) 32
4 Cyclus Interruptus (Switzerland) 46
Part II Shattered Bones, Shattered Plans
5 Gargling with Razor Blades (Czech Republic/Poland) 65
6 Have you Hugged Your Lawyer Today? (Poland/Sweden) 81
7 Chocolate Vomit Is a Medical Emergency! (Denmark/Germany) 91
8 Touch It, Wimp! (Switzerland...again) 100
9 The Incredible Disappearing Force Field (Italy) 108
Part III Out of Our Comfort Zone
10 Exploding Postal Scales (The Planet of Turkey, with a Dash of Greece) 121
11 A Dangerous Place to Be a Chicken (Dubai, United Arab Emirates) 141
12 Stranded by Our Stupidity (Tanzania) 150
13 Eat First, Ask Questions Later (Mauritius/Japan) 170
14 The Cruise Ship of Pain (The People's Republic of China) 187
15 Immigration Purgatory in the PRC (The Special Economic Zone of Shenzhen and Hong Kong) 204
16 Nipple-Nibbling Fish (Thailand) 215
17 The Ugly Side of Humanity (Cambodia) 220
18 The Cute One and the Danish Postal Pin-Up Girls (Thailand, Again) 235
19 Busted in the Ladies' Room (En Route over the Pacific) 243
Part IV Home Is Where Your Stuff Is
20 Danger! Banana Crossing! (Costa Rica) 251
21 A Pirate in the Caribbean (Panama) 264
22 Please Pass the Armageddon Pills (Bolivia) 278
23 Armageddon Pills---Don't Leave Home Without Them (Bolivia/Chile) 289
24 Roll, Puke, and Yaw (Chile/Argentina) 299
25 Aerobatic Maneuvers Not Permitted (Bolivia Again!) 310
26 One Tough Kid (Peru) 322
27 Kitchen Ballistics and the Cruisers of Paradise (Belize) 333
Reentry341
Appendix of Fast Facts 347
Appendix of How To 349
Appendix of Stupid Facts 361
Google Earth! 365
Acknowledgments 371