Table of Contents
CONTENTS
1.
Trialogue 1 Hello and Hello 3
Einstein Never Wore Socks
This Wifeless Planet
Trialogue 2 Vice President of the United States 19
Conjugal Visits
The Elect and The Elected
Trialogue 3 Secret Love
Queen of the Laundromat 33
The Formula for Success
Trialogue 4 Into the Maëlstrom 49
The Wrong House by Mistake
The Only Rigid Body in Nature
2.
Trialogue 5 The American ZZ-ZZ Fly 61
A Blonde and a Banknote
Master, Eat
Trialogue 6 What Is She Thinking Right Now? 77
A Moderately Large Idaho Potato
Aunt Bertha's Toes
Trialogue 7 Hail, Realdo Colombo 89
Where's My White Rabbit?
Rule, Britannia!
Trialogue 8 Glittering Indifference 99
Find a Nice Man
King Me!
3.
Trialogue 9 500,000 Applicants 115
Jesus's Goat
Is the Lord Your Shepherd?
Trialogue 10 When An American Prays 129
Philistia Is Just Over the Hill
A Bull and a Bullfinch
Trialogue 11 Leave Your Bootstraps Alone 137
The Things That Are Caesar's
The Index of Covetability
Trialogue 12 This Barren Autogamy 149
I'm Staying Right Here
Declare Your Independence