Table of Contents
Cast of Characters viii
1 "Three sizes too large" 1
2 "You judge. I can't." 3
3 "I hope it's the same team again, Henry" 15
4 "You men who have nigger children" 28
5 "I'll be different, not like I used to be" 38
6 "To err is Truman" 51
7 "My very stomach turned" 65
8 "The South can be considered safely Democratic" 75
9 "No one laughs at Harold Stassen" 83
10 "Maybe Masaryk had cancer" 92
11 "The Bronx is not cheering" 105
12 "A lost ball in high grass" 119
13 "We have a lot of Communists in New York" 133
14 "Professors who scratch their waffles" 148
15 "Why can't a simple soldier be left alone…?" 158
16 "It's such outrageous sport, really" 171
17 "It might have been worse" 181
18 "Shifty and somewhat slimy" 194
19 "What do these people want?" 201
20 "The bright sunshine of human rights" 206
21 "Behold, the validity of Christian principles" 219
22 "An interesting and instructive evening" 226
23 "The wool hat woman of Byron, Georgia" 237
24 "I have been thinking of you holding the casket" 249
25 "Half of the gallery are FBI agents" 258
26 "Bases, bombs, Moscow, Leningrad, etc." 272
27 "A last hysterical gasp of an expiring administration" 279
28 "I have never laid eyes on him" 291
29 "The unseemly spectacle we are now witnessing" 302
30 "You simply cant make a politician out of him" 312
31 "Fifty million pounds of lard" 330
32 "Daddy, you shouldn't say 'hell'" 343
33 "Ain't he coming?" 362
34 "The campaign is ending and you still don't know" 376
35 "Don't bother me anymore; I'm going to bed" 385
36 "One for the books" 405
Acknowledgments 413
Notes 414
Sources 487