Table of Contents
1. Relative to the Observer Who Is Also a Liar
2. Like the Rise and Fall of Pinball
3. The Anxiety Felt While Prevented from Migrating
4. The Music While the Music Lasts
5. A Secondhand Markov Blanket
6. A Simulation Starring You
7. The Median Price of a Thrift-Store Bin of Evolutionary Hacks Russian-Dolled into a Watery, Salty Piñata We Call a Head
8. Sunlight Raining Down on Gridworld
9. An Ante Meridiem Radio Drama
10. A Small Town with Too Much Food
11. The Arbiter of Elegance
12. Swinging Through Ancient Trees While Standing Still and Hearing Voices
13. Endeavoring to Grow Wings
14. The North African Rhino of Charismatic Megaquale
15. An Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Quantum-Dot-Like Non-Machiney
16. A Make-Believe Parasite with No Legs and Places to Go
17. A Sex-Starved Cricket Sculpting in Time
18. A Small (or Large) Learning Machine Made Out of Words
19. Not That Hard
20. Nineteen Ways of Looking at Consciousness
