There’s a trailer for the new Artemis Fowl movie, and my friends, it looks amazing. I’m screaming in delight—and you should be, too. Artemis Fowl follows—well—Artemis Fowl, a 12-year-old genius with absent parents, a bodyguard named Butler, and a strong desire to catch a fairy. When he captures Captain Holly Short (of the LEPrecon division), […]