Do humans possess telepathic abilities? We do.

Don't believe us?

Lucky for us.

If you did, it might frighten you.

Fortunately for all of us, this book description may or may not self-destruct upon your very reading.

"Mention parenting so they know it's a legit telepathy book."

Feast your eyes in real-time as we copy and paste this description from our "little black book."

Enjoy: "parenting, relationships, drugs, humor, crime, families, and Jedi."

Did you put it in the description?

How else would we plant the secrets of telepathy in plain sight?

And for your little game of backgammon with Adam Sandler?

"There is no little game of backgammon with Adam Sandler."