The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand
Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole--intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice--puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper--or, at least, further down....

Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old battle of the sexes, and then betters Boccaccio by adding a pair of instructive morals, à la: If you lead him by the nose, be sure to check the porridge for parts.

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The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand
Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole--intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice--puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper--or, at least, further down....

Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old battle of the sexes, and then betters Boccaccio by adding a pair of instructive morals, à la: If you lead him by the nose, be sure to check the porridge for parts.

For more information on the novaplex, please visit: ByblosForetold.com
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The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand

The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand

by M.E. Meegs
The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand

The French Love Pastry and Her Tale in the Sand

by M.E. Meegs

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Once upon a time, on the north coast of France, a callipygian chambermaid set her sights on a rich American with a fetish. It's the spring of 1903, and the coy Nicole--intoxicated by a combination of youthful infatuation and ageless avarice--puts all her most promising parts to work. But it's not by her comely tail she'll win this learned lad's heart, for his obsession runs deeper--or, at least, further down....

Reminiscent of the tales comprising The Decameron, this singular story recounts yet another skirmish in the age-old battle of the sexes, and then betters Boccaccio by adding a pair of instructive morals, à la: If you lead him by the nose, be sure to check the porridge for parts.

For more information on the novaplex, please visit: ByblosForetold.com

Product Details

BN ID: 2940162108184
Publisher: Lycophos Press
Publication date: 01/16/2016
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Sales rank: 534,763
File size: 494 KB

About the Author

M.E. Meegs began writing epic poetry while still in the cradle, though her first real recognition came only after the completion of her dramatic tragedy, Dolly’s Fourth, and Final, Crusade. Written when she was five, it chronicles the midnight adventure of a favorite doll, which ended sadly in the jaws of a neighbor’s mastiff.

She lives now—inasmuch as any pseudonym may be said to live—with a first-class typewriter and a middling husband, who will soon be in need of a food taster if he doesn’t begin showing a little more appreciation for her literary efforts.

A truly loving soul, she harbors neither children nor pets—fearing the temptation to make sacrifices of them to her tetchy muse might prove irresistible. She does, however, heartily enjoy correspondence and may be reached at:
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