Do you love funny one liners? Well, then Confucius is your man! Gathered in this book are over 600 hilarious quotes from the great philosopher from China, Confucius! Confucius Say Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. There's many more where that came from! Share this book with your friends, chuckle with your neighbors, shoot a one-liner off to your boss. With Confucius Says, you never have anything but a smile on your face!