A hilarious read that also honors the origin of the haiku. No, seriously. Read the introduction and you’ll see what I mean. Yeah, I know you don’t normally read introductions but you should make an exception here. Just do it. God for once in your life, Chris, just read an entire book cover to cover would it kill you to commit fully to one goddamn thing?” — Rachel Bloom, co-creator and star of the award-winning TV series Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, on Eating Salad Drunk
“I’d attempt to do this blurb in haiku form, but it would never measure up to the ones in this book.” — Ira Glass, host and creator of This American Life, on Eating Salad Drunk
“What Gabe Henry has assembled here is a sparkling collection of bright jewels of wit and wisdom for you to pick up anytime and enjoy. I keep Eating Salad Drunk in my pocket.” — Dick Cavett, legendary television personality, comedian, and talk show host
“The jokes herein are elegant and oddly beautiful as much as they are ridiculous.” — Vulture on Eating Salad Drunk
“This book is pure fun.” — The Interrobang, Best Books Authored by a Comedian in 2022, on Eating Salad Drunk